Tid-Bits

I learned this week that it is scary to accidentally go down the drive way backwards in a wheel chair.

If you go into a nursing home in a wheel chair you will get asked if you are checking in by those who live there.

Poop is hard to retain when it looks like pee.

Courtney stole my i-pod, juice and tried to wear my contacts.

Courtney can steer a mart cart but only in a swervy line.

I told Courtney that when you go to visit old people sometimes the room smells bad but that it was just you farting and not realizing it. She said "Ok".

Attending a school on a hill while in a wheel chair is dumb. But what is dummer than that is how I look going up the hills backwards so that I can push with one foot.

I learned this week that when you live in a family house hold and you are taking a bath it is not uncommon to have Courtney talking to you through the door.

Just like the movie stars have their pet dogs with them where ever they go, our family now has me where ever they go. I know. Sadly even the grocery store is a major activity for me, arf arf.

If your rabbit is building a nest for baby bunnies, you should not let her near your hair because you might become part of the nest.

Boys are very gassy.

It is good that I talk to my friends still, but it would be smart if I told them that I moved.

Enjoy and be sure to check on my blog every now and then!

"There is no place like home"

Lets pretend for a moment that I am Dorthy. In my blue plaid dress and with my rabbit Toto, I am off for Emerald City. So I grab the tin man, scare crow and lion - only to find out that I cant continue this story because later I am going to need to click my heals three times, and stupid me, I destroyed one of them sledding.

So instead of flashy read shoes, and happily ever after, I am going to have to trade my script in, and find a story I can complete! Tomorrow I am suppose to get a full cast. As a kid I thought that was the coolest because of all the signatures you can collect, but now I look at it as wearing the same sock for six weeks.

Being in a wheel chair is amazing.
1. I find dirty spots that others would never notice.
2. I all the sudden understand a child's need to climb,
and burned hands from trying to slow on moms hill, are just some of my experiences.

The pros you ask?
1. Well I always get a seet on the bus (hey I bring my own and that only takes the place of four normal seats!),
2. now even girls hold doors open for me,
and I get stared at alot which allows me to pretend that others are impressed with my hair or clothes!

Well this is my blog so it is bound to be way different cause lets face it I am weird, bold, blunt and different. So join my weirdness or laugh at it - I love you all!! (This particular entry was to simulate the feeling of pain meds after breaking your foot)

There is one thing to be said about me, just because I can't click my heals, doesn't mean that I am not going to try to negotiate a script change to clicking my elbows.