Tid-Bits

I learned this week that it is scary to accidentally go down the drive way backwards in a wheel chair.

If you go into a nursing home in a wheel chair you will get asked if you are checking in by those who live there.

Poop is hard to retain when it looks like pee.

Courtney stole my i-pod, juice and tried to wear my contacts.

Courtney can steer a mart cart but only in a swervy line.

I told Courtney that when you go to visit old people sometimes the room smells bad but that it was just you farting and not realizing it. She said "Ok".

Attending a school on a hill while in a wheel chair is dumb. But what is dummer than that is how I look going up the hills backwards so that I can push with one foot.

I learned this week that when you live in a family house hold and you are taking a bath it is not uncommon to have Courtney talking to you through the door.

Just like the movie stars have their pet dogs with them where ever they go, our family now has me where ever they go. I know. Sadly even the grocery store is a major activity for me, arf arf.

If your rabbit is building a nest for baby bunnies, you should not let her near your hair because you might become part of the nest.

Boys are very gassy.

It is good that I talk to my friends still, but it would be smart if I told them that I moved.

Enjoy and be sure to check on my blog every now and then!