Highlights from this this surgery:
As they wheeled me threw the waiting room on discharge I yelled to those waiting "don't let them near your eyes, I mean it!"
When Bishop Warner stopped by to visit afterwards I asked if he was going to give me a temple interview and then I assured him that I obey the law of chastity because I keep my hands to myself.
While at the Shields home being watched over, I threw up in the salad bowl I was given. It was by far the nicest salad bowl I have ever thrown up in.
I went into a bed room that wasn't mine and then told a room mate that I was looking for Tosha's bed (one of my room mates) so that I could throw up in it. Its okay, I actually threw up in a plastic bowl - not as nice as the salad one.
I really liked the Shield's dog, and then kept insisting that Heather my room mate was going to get me a "doggy". When Bishop Warner offered to let me have his dog, I told him I didn't want his dog because it has bad breath.
I tried to get my room mate excommunicated.
I threw up in the shower.
The un-funny part
The not so funny part was how sick I was last night. Jessica almost took me to the emergency room because I hadn't kept anything down and was trembling in pain. Ice for my eyes, heat pack for my stomach, barf bowl, and one really painful night. I think it was from the pain killer so I stopped taking it, and have done better, except now my eyes just really really hurt.
Tomorrow I go back to have more done. This time, while I am awake. Oh the fun.
