Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Eye Surgery #3

I don't actually remember this Picture, but it was on discharge and supposedly according to my driver I was pretending to be a queen.  That nurse thought I was really funny by the way.


Highlights from this this surgery:

As they wheeled me threw the waiting room on discharge I yelled to those waiting "don't let them near your eyes, I mean it!"

When Bishop Warner stopped by to visit afterwards I asked if he was going to give me a temple interview and then I assured him that I obey the law of chastity because I keep my hands to myself.

While at the Shields home being watched over, I threw up in the salad bowl I was given.  It was by far the nicest salad bowl I have ever thrown up in.

I went into a bed room that wasn't mine and then told a room mate that I was looking for Tosha's bed (one of my room mates) so that I could throw up in it. Its okay, I actually threw up in a plastic bowl - not as nice as the salad one.

I really liked the Shield's dog, and then kept insisting that Heather my room mate was going to get me a "doggy".  When Bishop Warner offered to let me have his dog, I told him I didn't want his dog because it has bad breath.

I tried to get my room mate excommunicated.

I threw up in the shower.


The un-funny part

The not so funny part was how sick I was last night.  Jessica almost took me to the emergency room because I hadn't kept anything  down and was trembling in pain.  Ice for my eyes, heat pack for my stomach, barf bowl, and one really painful night.  I think it was from the pain killer so I stopped taking it, and have done better, except now my eyes just really really hurt.

Tomorrow I go back to have more done.  This time, while I am awake.  Oh the fun.




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